Top positive review
Decked in the face by that sweet sweet breeze
August 6, 2018
Let ME tell you about this fan. It's easy, it's breezy and it ain't sleezy. Have you SEEN that woodgrain? Hold me back, I'm gonna get emotional. You're paying $55 here to voucher slip out of a damn heat stroke. The world's on fire, the globe is warming, but you're gonna be smart, right? With this (surprisingly tall) modern work of art you can fight Trump's dismissal of the EPA by setting one of these bad boys up in every city hall in your state. Not a humanitarian? Do what I do, and place it right by your head at night and get absolutely drilled in the face by that cool, angelic wind current. And don't even think about touching it with your hands, you got a REMOTE for that. I don't care if it's an elbows length away, you're gonna feel cooler than ever controlling it with infrared, baby. I gave this a 4 out of 5 in versatility to encourage Alexa integration.