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I won the battle!
March 13, 2018
Worked well when ants managed to find their way up the wall to the second story of the house, under the deck door and into the kitchen trash can. One, probably a scout ant, even tried to watch Netflix with me on the couch. Suffice it to say I did not like the uninvited visitors. A lot of options went through my head:
1) Don’t keep food in the trash can (my dad’s recommendation)
2) Try to seal the deck door better - no ant sized spaces
3) Adopt an animal that eats ants
5) Declare war
I decided the last option was the most feasible. After a few Amazon clicks, and days awaiting the ammunition, the battle began.
Day 1 - The troops held strong
Day 2 - Still strong, but definitely moving slower
Day 3 - Delerium kicked in. The troops were scattered and uncoordinated.
Day 4,5 - Even more delirium and a significant amount of troops “retreated”
Day 6 - Only the strongest and bravest troops remained
Day 7 - One lone soilder. I took pity on him and gave him an honorable funeral.
They have not tried to attack since.
Do I feel bad? A little...
but they started it.