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First duvet cover that won’t let me sleep.
Reviewed in the United States on March 9, 2019
It’s itchy. I can’t sleep. It’s cold in my apartment. I slept cold. I took it off at 3 AM in the morning so I could sleep and get to work the next morning. The reviews ask if it is easy to clean or light weight or some other nonsense. I don’t even know how to rate those. I guess it’s easy to clean? I don’t know but I don’t know because I can’t use it. I considered sleeping with long sleeve sweater, long pants, socks, gloves and one of those masks that robbers use covering the whole head. I washed it because maybe it will be better. It’s not. I didn’t last an hour. I woke up to write this review hoping it will help the next poor soul that may consider purchasing this duvet cover. It will rob your sleep and your soul to make you grumpy. Grumpy enough to write a mean review. Please save yourself. Stay cheerful and get good rest. This can be achieved by not buying this duvet cover. I washed it and I don’t think I can return it. I hate this thing. Goodnight.