Top critical review
not flattering and not as expected.
October 18, 2018
-1 star- the pockets on this dress are poorly placed and super unflattering for women who have just a little extra fluff on those hips. They are right on your hips and add just a little extra bulk making me look much more pear shaped than I am.
-1 star- the length is NOT as expected. From the reviews I was hoping this would be long enough for my height. I’m 5’8” and this doesn’t even touch my ankles in the front of back! I don’t have huge boobs, but I do have a bigger butt and typically expect a little lift from that alone. But the fact that it’s not even close to my ankles is super annoying. Basically I’m getting ready for a tsunami in the middle of the desert in AZ. So that’s cool.
-1 star- if you want people to see through your soul as you bend over then this is the dress for you. It’s SEE THROUGH! The fabric is soft, but you definitely can’t go without a slip or underwear if that’s your thing.
-1 star- the slit is not as pictured either! I was hoping to have a very cute dress for family photos with just a little slit to show off my cute booties, but NOOOOO this slit goes about halfway up my thigh! The slit in the dress pictured is clearly right below the knee. So now if I plan to wear this dress I have to go tan these thighs so I am not the brightest star in the pictures.
And to put the cherry on top of this disaster, it smells atrocious. The moment I opened the bag I wanted to throw it in the washer, but here I am taking pictures in this stinky dress for you, you’re welcome.