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can these protect my virginity???
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These will 100% protect your virginity. No chance in hell you're getting laid wearing these, but you will be comfortable af
I've made love to my wife whilst wearing these.
Yes, but you will need to modify the straps so it fits comfortably around the waist and won't flop around. I use these for football and clubbing.
I have made sweet love to my sexy, caring, and latina girlfriend doggy style while wearing my blue crocs ;) .
These answers have convinced me to purchase these for my Granddaughter who is 16 and wants these ugly things. Virginity guaranteed shoes is what this world needs.
Impossible to loose your virginity if a Croc is worn correctly. Just slip one on your boyfriend when he is in an (ahem) amorous state. Better buy a small size so it doesn't fall off. 100% protection, might be a bit uncomfortable for both of you though.
I am dying laughing at the responses. Thank you. I needed a good laugh. :)
OMG love the answers to this question !!!