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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be able to demand respect from everyone you meet and to have the ability to summon police officers within minutes? Have you ever thought about how nice it would be to carry your dog in your purse and put your child on a leash? If you've ever wondered what it's like to be a rich white woman, Starbucks has made the product for you. I swear to god yall, I cracked open this can sitting in the Target parking lot and no lie, the aroma of this beverage made every basic b!tch within 20ft of the can pass out. They can't handle it. Checked my credit score, it went up 18 points after my can and keeps going up. I got pulled over for speeding and now I'm filing a lawsuit against the officer for writing me a written warning instead of giving me a verbal warning like I asked him to, my lawyer says my case looks good and strong. I can't prove it but all these things are because of this beverage I think. My quality of life has improved so much since I started welding the dark roast can of justice. I hope I catch someone riding their bike on the sidewalk today, I have 911 dialed in my phone, all I gotta do it hit send and these criminals are going to prison.
My wife absolutely loves these things. We have tried other flavors and none of them compare to the Dark Roast. As for the actual product they pack quite a punch, and my wife made the switch from two rockstars throughout the day to one of these.
I'm A Lover Of Starbucks. However, I Rarely Am Able To Find The Dark Roast At Local Stores. Knowing That I can Perchas Then On Amazon Is Awesome! I Have It Shipping On A Bi-Weekly Basis.The Dark Roast Is Delicious!!