Top positive review
December 5, 2018
I bought this because it looked terrifying having Alexa's voice coming from a mounted fish and I was not disappointed. This thing creepy. The way is swings it's head and tells you with cold dead eyes that your package has arrived is amazing. I do have a couple complaints though. I was originally going to put this above my bed to judge if women I brought home were wife material by their reaction when it began to serenade us during love making, but I am ultimately glad I didn't, as it seems to move whenever the Alexa ring light activates; meaning that it will definitely wake you up if you are unfortunate enough to get a notification at night. I'm also a little sad that Alexa's voice doesn't actually come from the fish. It moves it's lips in time with her voice and it definitely has a speaker built in as evidenced by it's screaming when you turn it on, but the speaker doesn't connect to Alexa. Over all I got exactly what I wanted when I bought this, a super creepy fish.